“The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.” — Sir William Preece, Chief Engineer, British Post Office, 1878.
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The Spenser Roy (10:21:48 PM):ooh
The Spenser Roy (10:21:50 PM):oh man
zvpwjvsuodw (10:21:59 PM):what
The Spenser Roy (10:22:02 PM):GOSH
The Spenser Roy (10:22:05 PM):your'e so demanding
zvpwjvsuodw (10:22:12 PM):what?
The Spenser Roy (10:22:29 PM):GOSH
The Spenser Roy (10:22:32 PM):your'e so demanding
zvpwjvsuodw (10:22:46 PM):i wouldn't be talking
The Spenser Roy (10:22:53 PM):ok fine you win
The Spenser Roy (10:23:08 PM):i can tell by my super special awesome senses
The Spenser Roy (10:23:15 PM):that you like that hamster on a piano
zvpwjvsuodw (10:23:40 PM):uhhhh
zvpwjvsuodw (10:23:44 PM):mmmm
zvpwjvsuodw (10:24:00 PM):*sigh*
zvpwjvsuodw (10:24:01 PM):yes
The Spenser Roy (10:25:15 PM):grrrr
The Spenser Roy (10:25:25 PM):why wont you fight it by saying uHHhh yeah it's only written there
zvpwjvsuodw (10:25:33 PM):lol
zvpwjvsuodw (10:25:37 PM):oh right
zvpwjvsuodw (10:25:47 PM):yeah, its totally written there, you dumdum
zvpwjvsuodw (10:25:56 PM):anyone could SEE that
The Spenser Roy (10:25:59 PM):ohhhh hohohooo keri
The Spenser Roy (10:26:02 PM):ohhh keri
The Spenser Roy (10:26:05 PM):if only you knew
The Spenser Roy (10:26:13 PM):thats exactly what i had said
The Spenser Roy (10:26:19 PM):my super special awesome senses
The Spenser Roy (10:26:22 PM):its call sight
The Spenser Roy (10:26:27 PM):try getting it
zvpwjvsuodw (10:26:58 PM):uhhh...except you fail at seeing...
zvpwjvsuodw (10:27:00 PM):and hearing
zvpwjvsuodw (10:27:03 PM):and tasting...
zvpwjvsuodw (10:27:05 PM):soo...
The Spenser Roy (10:28:06 PM):for your informationism
The Spenser Roy (10:28:09 PM):i have 20/15 vision
The Spenser Roy (10:28:17 PM):without the use of prostetic lenses
The Spenser Roy (10:28:33 PM):nor did i partake in any form of reconstructive eye surgery
The Spenser Roy (10:28:42 PM):including my mother prying them open when i was born
The Spenser Roy (10:28:52 PM):furthermore
zvpwjvsuodw (10:28:55 PM):ahh, crap, you know about that?
The Spenser Roy (10:29:01 PM):my mother did not try to open my eyes at any time in my life
The Spenser Roy (10:29:14 PM):except for waking me up when i was late for school
The Spenser Roy (10:29:17 PM):or at church
The Spenser Roy (10:29:22 PM):when she herself was not sleeping
zvpwjvsuodw (10:30:07 PM):...hold on...thinking of a good come back
The Spenser Roy (10:30:14 PM):think all you want
The Spenser Roy (10:30:16 PM):there are none
The Spenser Roy (10:30:33 PM):i dont think you seeeeee the fact that i am good at life winning
zvpwjvsuodw (10:31:09 PM):well at least i can hear and taste
The Spenser Roy (10:31:34 PM):i can hear and taste
zvpwjvsuodw (10:31:42 PM):mmmm...no you can't
The Spenser Roy (10:32:05 PM):how else would i know that your mother tried to pry open your eye lids
The Spenser Roy (10:32:15 PM):i can taste
zvpwjvsuodw (10:32:24 PM):"more flavor"
zvpwjvsuodw (10:32:27 PM):ummm
zvpwjvsuodw (10:32:30 PM):yeah
The Spenser Roy (10:32:54 PM):how else would i know that my drink, which was ohhh so tasteful, would need more flavor to satisfy my overwhelming olfactory senses
The Spenser Roy (10:33:28 PM):believe me, i know that they can add more flavor so that it can be "the very best" - kind of like me
zvpwjvsuodw (10:34:04 PM):ummmm.....
zvpwjvsuodw (10:34:19 PM):such as sad thing to watch someone in denial
The Spenser Roy (10:34:31 PM):yes
The Spenser Roy (10:34:40 PM):watching you LOSE
zvpwjvsuodw (10:34:44 PM):ummmm
zvpwjvsuodw (10:34:45 PM):no
The Spenser Roy (10:34:45 PM):but unwilling to admit it
zvpwjvsuodw (10:34:46 PM):you
The Spenser Roy (10:34:50 PM):is cause for denial on your party
zvpwjvsuodw (10:35:04 PM):my party?
zvpwjvsuodw (10:35:13 PM):since when was i a party?
The Spenser Roy (10:35:33 PM):likeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The Spenser Roy (10:35:36 PM):30 seconds ago
The Spenser Roy (10:35:42 PM):+ 40 more seconds
zvpwjvsuodw (10:36:29 PM):uhhhh
zvpwjvsuodw (10:36:52 PM):i'm not the one who can't hear though...and drools on pillows
The Spenser Roy (10:36:58 PM):speaking of which
The Spenser Roy (10:37:02 PM):i did not drool on the pillow
The Spenser Roy (10:37:34 PM):i had a whole series of discussion similiar to this matter with lindsey and we have come to a conclusion
The Spenser Roy (10:37:47 PM):that I, The Spenser Roy, did not drool on the pillow
The Spenser Roy (10:37:58 PM):simply because i do not drool in a "u" shape
zvpwjvsuodw (10:37:59 PM):but you HAVE drooled on her pillows before
zvpwjvsuodw (10:38:03 PM):i saw you
zvpwjvsuodw (10:38:12 PM):and yes, i can see
The Spenser Roy (10:38:13 PM):yes but it was well worth it
The Spenser Roy (10:38:17 PM):you canNOT see
zvpwjvsuodw (10:38:28 PM):that's besides the point
zvpwjvsuodw (10:38:33 PM):but you DO drol
zvpwjvsuodw (10:38:36 PM):drool*
zvpwjvsuodw (10:38:44 PM):and you make funny noises while sleeping
zvpwjvsuodw (10:38:51 PM):and have muscle spasms
The Spenser Roy (10:39:14 PM):i have perfectly good reasons why those things take place
The Spenser Roy (10:39:23 PM):on the matter of the so called "drool"
The Spenser Roy (10:39:30 PM):that is not actually drool
The Spenser Roy (10:40:05 PM):those are showers of awesomeness flowing out of my body because there is simply too much being produced from my two awesome glands which replace my parathyroids on the northeast and northwest corners of my thyroid glands
zvpwjvsuodw (10:40:44 PM):ummmm......yeah...you still drool
zvpwjvsuodw (10:40:47 PM):go on
The Spenser Roy (10:41:45 PM):the funny noises come from the awesome juices being excreted from unatural places such as the sublingual glands and the submandibular glands in the masticator
The Spenser Roy (10:42:16 PM):and the muscle spams...
The Spenser Roy (10:42:17 PM):please
The Spenser Roy (10:42:37 PM):everyone knows when you have muscles in the image of mine
The Spenser Roy (10:42:46 PM):not even i can tell them what to do
The Spenser Roy (10:42:59 PM):they seem to take care of themselves
zvpwjvsuodw (10:43:45 PM):.......you could fool me
zvpwjvsuodw (10:44:18 PM):too bad i don't buy it
The Spenser Roy (10:44:27 PM):but its so true
The Spenser Roy (10:44:34 PM):so true that if you look down
The Spenser Roy (10:44:40 PM):you'll see that your jaw has dropped to the floor
The Spenser Roy (10:44:49 PM):due to my awesomeness
zvpwjvsuodw (10:45:00 PM):mmmmmmm......ehhh...its still closed
The Spenser Roy (10:45:54 PM):that is because you have consciously closed your jaw in despair because you knew that i was 100.2% right
zvpwjvsuodw (10:46:23 PM):mmmm......nahhh
The Spenser Roy (10:46:38 PM):an extra .1% because you slightly drooled
The Spenser Roy (10:46:48 PM):and and extra .1% because your jaw actually brok the floor
zvpwjvsuodw (10:47:17 PM):sorry, i have a crooked jaw and it won't open straight
The Spenser Roy (10:47:51 PM):why are you changing the subject
The Spenser Roy (10:48:01 PM):do you realize that you have just walked into yet another trap?
The Spenser Roy (10:48:15 PM):you know that cows chew sideways
The Spenser Roy (10:48:19 PM):that must be why they call you keri moo
The Spenser Roy (10:48:35 PM):well there's another thing to make fun of
zvpwjvsuodw (10:48:45 PM):do you have these sudden spasms where you like to make fun of me in order to make yourself feel better?
